These are like Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. However, these apply to my house.
If you run a bath for the children, someone will have to poop before you have to sit in there for 30 minutes.
If it is a 3 day weekend, someone will get sick....on Friday.
If you are invited to do anything with one of the two friends you actually have, someone will get sick.
When running late in the morning for school, the baby will always poop.
Family pets can only die on Monday mornings before school.
Even if you make a 10 course dinner, someone won't like anything you have served.
Injuries only happen on days when your partner is working and you have all 4 crazies by yourself.
The one time you have a visitor at the door will be when all the children are naked.
Atleast 4 of these have happened today. I will let you pick and choose which ones.